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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thepromlesbian
bassiter

Bottom of the River by Delta Rae except you’ve wandered off from camp to look for your friend, who was taking way too long to come back - and you could hear a formless song playing in the distance. Hoping that it’s your friend out there, you follow it. The song leads you to a creek, and the creek leads you to a pond, and… your friend is nowhere to be seen, but the lyrics are clearer than ever. Something splashes in the water below, and you are abruptly consumed by a desire to join whatever lurks at the bottom.

requested by @madwaterbender

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justerino

New Bechdel-like test for gay/lesbian romance films:

therebewhaleshere

Your gay characters cannot:

  1. Have an illegal or otherwise creepy age gap.
  2. Cheat on each other or anyone else (especially not if the cheating is portrayed as romantic).
  3. Die tragically, violently or AT ALL. 
strongorcbutch

To all the people in the notes going “but but tragedy is a valid form of…” Yeah, sorry, straights broke it with decades of nothing but tragedy for LGBT characters. This is a moratorium on all such tragedy films with tragic endings for at least the next 50-75 years at which point there will be a review to determine if mainstream media has EARNED it. 

feministbatman

From 1922 to 1968 the Motion Picture Production Code (commonly known as the Hays Code) enforced rules regarding the treatment of gay characters in tv and film. Homosexuality and gender nonconformity could be acknowledged, but it had to be punished to show that consequences would come from such “immorality.” Showing these characters as creepy, predatory, unfaithful, etc etc was common, and for decades pretty much every queer or queer coded character was brutally murdered. The homophobic tropes born from the Hays code are pervasive in media today. The sheer amount of tragedy and violence written into queer media in the last century has in the long term damaged people’s perceptions of what queer stories are “supposed” look like. 

New Bechdel-like test for gay/lesbian romance films: If your queer piece of media complies with the Hays code, start over.

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dumdolly

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

dumdolly

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turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

naked-yogi

^ yup.

shareyourpie

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

nudityandnerdery

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

systlin

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

constellations-and-energy

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

joasakura

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

thequantumqueer

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

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atlas-prime

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juxtapoesition

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

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stxrr-boii
albertothechihuahua

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

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THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

bluhippy

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

perlexnoire

Oh? Well… *reblag*

sakuyandere

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

qslay

I have nothing to lose

stoicdaydreamer

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

astripperstory

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

brownsugargeisha

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

thecrybabbles

Money dog is my friend

yeaimcoollikethat

Money dog is the shit

anttom2016

I believe in the money dog😀

princedhunglow

I believe in the money 🐶

cosmic-noir

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

schrodingers-child

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Just woke up 🙌🏿

totheonedegree

Pplease😭🙏🏽

marvelismylife

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

roses-likethis

can’t not reblog the money dog

vananaz

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

ilosemygrip-myfocus

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

naturally-twisted

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

naturally-twisted

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

gemstonedgoddess

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THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖

foxyymulderr

i just gotta i’m sorry

thetinyfruitbat

Never not reblog money doggo

ravenclawangst

Bro I’m broke help

888lily888

Reblogging money doggie

stxrr-boii

please work, i just need $210 left to get my rent completely back…

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